Thanks for taking interest in my services.
If you’ve never worked with a copywriter or marketing consultant before, that’s not a problem, my goal is to make the process as simple and painless as possible.
Let me rip the band-aid off for you.
Right now you have something important and valuable to share with the world but you’d like more people to experience it, right?
The truth is, your customers are bombarded with spammy sales messages and horrific marketing tactics, thousands of times a day.
Which sounds crappy, right? But what if you were different?
What if you were able to have a message that was clear, concise, engaging to read, and solved their problem… instead of shoving a flash sale down their throat!?
Yea, I think you’d do an excellent job of standing out, helping loads of people, and building a business that is not only financially rewarding but one that is emotionally fulfilling as well. This is where I come in.
By hiring a highly skilled ‘word assassin’ to come in and do your dirty work, you’ll cut through the noise, make an impact, and turn that dream into a reality. I made it sound way more ‘James Bond-like’ than it really is.
If we’re being honest, writing copy and marketing is nowhere near as sexy as your favorite ‘Bond-Girl’ but that’s what I’m here for.
I take what you have to offer and put my magic to use with skillful writing techniques to craft a persuasive message which gets your readers to take action.
… Because if you don’t do this, they’re going to buy from ‘Rip-Off-Randy’ or ‘Snake-Oil-Steve’ down the street. Screw those guys.
Here’s how I can help.
The ‘goods’ breaks down into 3 categories which are listed below (not including my Kickass Copywriting Course or Top-Shelf Marketing Syndicate.)
Breakthrough Consulting Sessions
These are 60-minute laser focused 1 on 1 private consulting sessions with me. Most of my clients use this for marketing strategy, and short copy critiques but how you use the time is up to you. Learn more about coaching and consulting sessions here.
If you need an experienced copywriting to provide high-quality copy that converts fill out the form by clicking the button below.
On-Going Coaching + Platinum Consulting
This is the place for ongoing projects, strategy, coaching or consulting. Whether you need weekly coaching calls, copy critiques, daily emails, or a reliable brain to reach out and consult with this is perfect for you. Start by filling out the application below
5 ‘No Brainer’ Reasons Why You Should Fill Out An Application Today
You need a fresh pair of eyes and ears: Staring at the same piece of work for hours, days, and sometimes years you start to run out of fresh ideas fast. My experience across multiple niches allows me to come in with and employ cross-strategies that aren’t commonly used in your market.
You need to get out of your own head: Sometimes you just need a good ol’ fashion talking to, to get the ball rolling. A lot of times we get into our own heads which prevents us from being creative. Hell, I get great insights and ideas just talking with my copywriting and marketing friends.
You need to free up time to do other things: If you’re not a fulltime copywriter there’s a good chance you’d rather spend your time doing… well pretty much anything in the world. Slide into my DM’s (or apply) and you can hand the work off to a professional so you can do more important things you enjoy and that move your business forward.
You need a specialist to come in and get to work: Chances are, copywriting isn’t your full-time job, like it is for me. That’s what I do, I write copy and work with marketing strategy. While you have to keep getting better at your craft, I do the same with mine… and this is my craft.
You need help finding your voice and brand: When you have all chips in on your business and are completely engrossed in it, it’s hard to take a step back and put yourself in your customer’s shoes… which is what makes copy excellent. With the right questions, I’m able to dig your voice and brand out which will allow you to separate yourself from the crowd (in a good way.)
Your time is too precious to waste.
I believe that time is our most valuable asset and how we use our time tells others a lot about us. Obviously, I can’t create more time but if I ever figure out how to do this, I’ll be sure to let you know ASAP.
For this reason, I limit the number of clients I work with to keep my quality of work as high as possible. So rest assured when you hire me, you get my undivided attention and the work gets delivered ON TIME.
I’m looking forward to hearing from you.